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Rank  Entry Name             Score  2  3 4 5 6 7     Prize Tie Dif
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  1 BCG2..................     178 22  8 5 3 2 1           150   6
  2 shizcity 3............     177 24  8 4 3 2 1           143  13
  3 Stealth Entry.........     164 19  7 4 3 2 1           150   6
  4 N8DaGr8...............     153 23  9 4 2 1 1           131  25
  5 ThunderSnowGod3.......     144 19  7 5 2 1 1           156   0
  6 Bruins1...............     143 19  5 3 2 2 1           136  20
  7 Beast Mode 24.........     140 21  6 4 3 2 0           141  15
  8 Hudson C..............     139 24  7 4 2 2 0           132  24
  9 Nathan Detroit........     138 22  8 4 2 2 0           128  28
 10 Brinkley500...........     137 20  9 4 2 2 0           130  26
 11 klahc.................     135 22  7 4 2 2 0           160   4
 11 SisterJeansNurse......     135 21  6 3 3 2 0           145  11
 11 Tyrone Shoelaces......     135 23  8 3 2 2 0           143  13
 14 donn stout............     128 21  7 3 2 2 0           151   5
 14 Junior GMan...........     128 26  7 4 2 1 0           132  24
 16 Pad Rat...............     127 23  7 3 3 1 0           154   2
 17 Eyebrian1 ............     124 20  8 5 2 1 0           137  19
 17 Rawdog................     124 19  7 3 2 2 0           131  25
 19 Everlovin Adelaide....     123 22  8 4 2 1 0           128  28
 20 DWG2..................     122 20  9 4 2 1 0           149   7
 21 DD1...................     121 21  8 4 2 1 0           159   3
 21 Johnno Blotto.........     121 20  7 5 2 1 0           176  20
 21 TRR1..................     121 21  8 4 2 1 0            68  88
 24 My Dogs Picks.........     120 22  7 4 2 1 0           149   7
 25 BCG1..................     118 21  7 4 2 1 0           150   6
 26 DWG3..................     116 21  8 3 2 1 0           152   4
 26 Stimpy................     116 24  6 3 2 1 0           150   6
 26 Ren...................     116 24  6 3 2 1 0           150   6
 26 TRR2..................     116 21  8 5 1 1 0            78  78
 30 Boilermania2..........     115 22  7 3 2 1 0           164   8
 31 KAOS and CONTROL......     113 21  7 3 2 1 0           142  14
 31 Sailor C..............     113 21  7 3 2 1 0           135  21
 33 dfs...................     112 23  7 4 1 1 0           140  16
 33 shizcity 1............     112 22  6 3 2 1 0           136  20
 35 KAOS Picks............     111 20  7 3 2 1 0           145  11
 35 KAOS Agent............     111 20  7 3 2 1 0           142  14
 35 DWG1..................     111 21  8 4 1 1 0           142  14
 35 TKC1..................     111 22  9 3 1 1 0           135  21
 39 Sidecar Stanley.......     110 22  7 4 1 1 0           143  13
 40 FreeBritney...........     109 24  7 3 1 1 0           158   2
 40 DD3...................     109 24  7 3 1 1 0           159   3
 40 Da....................     109 19  7 3 2 1 0           175  19
 43 Making Me ILL.........     108 21  7 2 2 1 0           138  18
 44 Eyebrian3.............     107 21 10 5 1 0 0           162   6
 44 snorkelgal............     107 23  7 3 1 1 0           165   9
 46 Big 10 Love...........     106 21  8 3 1 1 0           168  12
 46 Fightin Fomites.......     106 20  7 4 1 1 0           142  14
 46 Boiler Ball...........     106 20  7 2 2 1 0           140  16
 46 ThunderSnowGod........     106 21  8 3 1 1 0           132  24
 50 FitzMagic.............     105 22  7 3 1 1 0           160   4
 51 Boilermania...........     103 21  7 3 1 1 0           158   2
 51 n8DAgr8ist............     103 21  7 3 1 1 0           143  13
 51 BottomBracket.........     103 21  7 3 1 1 0           127  29
 54 LTaylor1..............     102 24  8 1 1 1 0           161   5
 54 Eyebrian2.............     102 21  5 2 2 1 0           142  14
 54 Kid Bro Sweets........     102 22  6 3 1 1 0           127  29
 57 Petey1................     101 23  5 3 1 1 0           142  14
 57 King Thomas...........     101 20  7 3 1 1 0           128  28
 59 LimpingTiger..........     100 22  7 2 1 1 0           129  27
 60 Ragged Again..........      98 22  8 4 1 0 0           156   0
 60 FitzTragic............      98 22  8 4 1 0 0           160   4
 60 My Cats Picks.........      98 20  6 3 1 1 0           149   7
 60 DERPS.................      98 17  8 3 1 1 0           180  24
 64 Newman2...............      96 20  7 5 1 0 0           122  34
 65 LA Al 2...............      95 21  6 3 2 0 0           143  13
 66 DD2...................      91 21  8 3 1 0 0           159   3
 67 LA Al.................      89 21  4 3 2 0 0           143  13
 68 Petey2................      87 21  5 4 1 0 0           142  14
 69 DWG4..................      86 21  8 4 0 0 0           148   8
 69 B1G n B0LD............      86 23  5 3 1 0 0           144  12
 71 ThunderSnowGod2.......      85 19  4 2 1 1 0           139  17
 72 Newman1...............      83 22  8 3 0 0 0           126  30
 73 WayneO................      82 22  6 2 1 0 0           150   6
 73 shizcity 2............      82 19  8 4 0 0 0           143  13
 73 Big Gay Al............      82 22  6 2 1 0 0           141  15
 76 Shizcity 4............      79 20  8 3 0 0 0           143  13
 76 Time to get ILL.......      79 24  7 2 0 0 0           138  18
 78 TKC2..................      78 19  5 3 1 0 0           135  21
 79 UNCLE JOE.............      72 22  6 2 0 0 0           169  13
 80 Madness4..............      71 18  5 2 1 0 0           155   1
 80 Jeanne................      71 20  7 2 0 0 0           138  18
 82 Shizcity 5............      70 22  7 1 0 0 0           143  13
 82 Gerald 23.............      70 24  4 2 0 0 0           188  32
 84 Mandalorian1..........      60 18  3 1 1 0 0            99  57
 85 ZoeY..................      58 18  4 2 0 0 0           114  42
 86 English Bulldog ......      51 18  5 0 0 0 0           186  30
 87 maluri fernandez......      47 15  4 1 0 0 0           142  14

Link to Final Report

…And One Shining Moment…

What remains is a contest between 6 entries for the remaining 3 places of honor.  If Texas Tech wins we have the interesting outcome of DWG4 finishing in 3rd place, with DWG[2,3] in a tie for 4th and 5th, WITH exactly the same tiebreaker.  At pool HQ we are scrambling through the obscure bylaws that will allow us to rank the final outcomes.  Current legal advice points to ranking by alphanumeric order of the entry name, which would have DWG2 finishing slightly ahead of DWG3.  Others at pool HQ believe that the final standings should be decided by a coin toss.  Watch this space closely for further updates.

Should, however, UVA win it all tomorrow night, third place will go to DWG3, 4th to “Cans on Fire”, and we’ll have a tie at 5th between “TearDownTheWALL” and “Da”.  TDTW and Da DO have different tie-breaker scores (with TDTW’s tie breaker being 127 and Da picking 135), so the pool legal team won’t be required to determine the final standings.

(No actual cats were harmed in the making of this video.)

In pool news, at the beginning of the final four we have a 1,2,3, and 5 seed remaining.  You can imagine that this has been a tumultuous ride in the pool, with the result being that “Gerald 2” is in the catbird seat, winning it all in every outcome save one.  And in that one outcome where G2 does not finish in first G2 does have the consolation prize of 5th place.  Not a bad position to be in.  Notably in that “Gerald 2” may very well be the pool Horatio Alger story, as we suspect that “Gerald 2” might well be related to last year’s Brandy Award winner!

Be sure to check out both the final four report and the possibilities report to make sure that you are rooting for the right outcome in each of the final games!!

Good luck…

Looking at the less dreary side of the standings, we see that creatively named “Gerald 2” and “DWG3” entries  share an equal “probability” of finishing in first place with 18 remaining outcomes each where they do so.  Perhaps the lesson here for the rest of us is to spend “less time being creative with entry names, more time being correct with bracket picks”.  Those outcomes are, of course, NOT equally probable – but we ARE in the part of bracket play where each game’s outcome is getting closer to a toss up.  The fact that in reading this you instantly object with the thought “Blimey, Michigan State has as much a chance against Duke as Theresa May has to solve the Brexit problem” is exactly why you should read the possibilities report with a grain of salt (or perhaps a with a crumpet and a cuppa tea if that’s actually what you thought).

If your entry does still have a chance to finish in first and you don’t know which team to root for (other than Purdue if you want to see pool administration become hopelessly giddy, each of us for different reasons) – log in to our pool on the hoopness site, pull up the possibilities report there, and click on your entry (it doesn’t have to be your entry) – our staff will quickly kick their HP-41s into action and provide you with a list of the final four outcomes that the entry needs to finish in first!!  While this will bring up a tediously long list of outcomes for both Gerald 2 and DWG3, if your entry is dfs you will have a much less odious task – only 1 line!!  No need to guess…

But all of Dave’s entries are some variant of Duke, Virginia and Gonzaga playing in the Championship, two of which won their Sweet Sixteen match today.   That’s quite a concentration. For a different approach, check our new “Possibilities” report, which shows that the most likely team to take the overall win, as sorted by the “Possibilities” report, is Barack, with an 11% chance of winning it all, and a nearly 19% chance to finish in the money. Really, doesn’t that dude have enough income from Michelle’s books and gardening tips already?

Tripstermatilda managed to pick one of the Sweet Sixteen games correctly, but still looks to be the overwhelming favorite to lock in the Brandy Award for the year. Nothing is for sure yet, though, so keep and eye on contenders Rather Be Knitting (a former champion, but the way) and Tyrone Shoelaces, both of whom suffered a loss by their championship pick this evening.

Sadly, 14 entries are no longer being scored because they failed to get their fees in on time. However, much to DWG’s or Barack’s delight, they still have the chance to be reinstated should they get their fees in soon. If you tardy types want the chance to compete next season, you’re advised to pay up soon or be forever banished from tournament play!

However, four of our entries probably have a little better chance of taking the big prize relative to the others, for they somehow managed to come away having precisely predicted the remaining sixteen teams in the tournament.  Now they didn’t necessarily pick every early game win correctly (nobody has done that, much to the relief of Warren Buffett) but they did correctly identify every Sweet Sixteen team.  And furthermore, three of those entries belong to one individual whose initials evidently stand for “all I Do is Win Games.” At the top is Cans on Fire, followed by Missouri Loves Company, followed by old DWG at three through five.  That would be two time tournament winner Dave Getty, who’s a pretty good bet to finish in the money at this point. But this doesn’t mean that your entry has no hope – far from it, in fact….unless your entry is one of those three that is preceded by a little star.

Yes, the dreaded “bad news asterisks” have made their ugly appearance, but only three of 116 entries have officially been eliminated.  But that doesn’t mean the end of competition, for the prestigious Brandy Award is still up in the air, thanks to frontrunner Tripstermatilda’s sudden Sunday surge.  Having picked three of Sunday’s eight games correctly, our backmarker’s score soared to 39, once again preserving Brandy’s 24 year old record low score of 30.  But with two of Tripster’s Elite Eight teams still alive, all is not lost for challengers Controlled Kaos and BCG1.

As we take a four day break, it’s time to sit back, breath a little, and contemplate what exactly it is that motivates  all of those people to remove the tailgates from their pickup trucks and then carry them to a field and gather with other people who have also done the same thing where they all proceed to sing about it. Not to mention the confusion we are all suffering when considering whether medieval characters really prefer Miller Lite over Bud Light. And why in God’s name are they drinking light beer at all?  Or are we at headquarters just suffering from March Madness advertising overload?  Oh, and while you’re pondering all of those things, why not take some time to settle up your debts?  We have many entries that are not yet paid for and we’d sure like to get those fees taken care of before the number of asterisks increases dramatically.  If you are among the minority of well intentioned folks who have not paid up yet, please either take the time to do so at this link, or contact us to make alternate plans if you cannot or wish not to pay by PayPal.

Admin’s NOTE: A new Report is now available under Quick Reports: POSSIBILITIES.

The day also saw Wofford losing to Kentucky which will simplify things for our LSJU sailing team friends who were challenged with understanding how ‘ford was playing in the men’s tournament.  The only seeding upset of the day was #5 Auburn sending the #4 Kansas Jayhawks home.  This was a minor blow to just over 50 pool entries, 1 of which had Kansas making the final 4.

In the pool status report we have the top three entries all having had a perfect day (that was a fairly common outcome from a quick perusal of the standings), with “Cans on Fire” also showing up on top sorted by possible score with an impressive 231 possible points.

At the Brandy end of the pool TripstersMatilda was back to batting .250 with only two outcomes picked correctly on the day.  With a highest possible socre of 62, and the next lowest entry (Phil Knight Secretly Wears Adidas) having already scored 49 with a possible score of 194 (plenty of scoring opportunities left), our current leader to the bottom of the barrel may well waltz into a spot on our Brandy Award hall of incompetence.

In more important news, at the end of the day we have a tie at first place between the eponymous “Upsets Galore” (HOU wins it all) and the more traditional “Eyebrian3”, both with correct first round prognostications in 27/32 games.  A total of 12 entries picked 25 or better first round outcomes.  Which leads us to the promised “check out the ‘sorted by possible score'” blather:

All bad picks are not equal – if you picked all saved 1 of the first round games correctly, but that 1 miss was the team that you picked to win it all your chances are not quite as rosy as if you made a few first round blunders but have an unblemished slate of sweet 16 teams.  SOooo- if we look at that report we see the aforementioned Eyebrian and Upsets Galore both still tied for 1st, but a differentiation below those first entries and those fighting for the top of the bracket.

In the “finding something nice to say” theory of communication, “Tripstersmatilda” doubled her daily batting average, today picking a whopping 8/16 outcomes correctly.  That nonetheless leaves her with a paltry 24 points (and a best possible score of 120 points).  Looking at her slate of great 8 teams one has to think that the Brandy award competition might be done and dusted after round one – Matilda has only 3 teams left in the top of her bracket.  It may be too early to call this end of the bracket, but if it looks like an emu, and it quacks like an emu – it might just BE an emu…

DAY 2: Watch each team’s celebration as they advance in the NCAA tournament

Halfway through the second half of the second round things are looking up for past champion Big Ten Love. Big Ten teams are currently 6 and 0, with two more yet to play. Then again Big West teams can also lay claim to an undefeated record – but there don’t seem to be any Big West Love entries.

Yesterday’s leaders, Savage Rocco and Petey1, have taken a back seat to our new co-leaders, Nathan Detroit and Eyebrian3, both of whom have only two incorrect picks. At the other end of the contest is previous laggard, Tripstermatilda, soaring to a win rate of 50% for the day at this point.