Craziness Abounds Through Round 2

We’ve seen a 1 seed, two 2 seeds, and two 3 seeds go down. As a result, all but nine entries have seen at least one Final Four pick get eliminated. Four of the top ten in current standings in fact have seen two of their Final Four teams go down. With a 15 seed, a 12 seed, and an 11 seed having made the Sweet Sixteen, just about everyone’s bracket has been thrown into a tizzy. And we love it!

Given all of the (pardon the term) madness, that pesky Newman2 entry refuses to go away and continues to lead in the Current Standings sort. This despite finalist pick Kentucky having bitten the dust in their very first game. Sorted by Possible Points, though, Newman2 tumbles down to a tie for 30th place. DurhamGoodBracket leads in the Possible Points category with six Elite Eight picks still alive and all four Final Four picks.

At the other end we have a couple of new contenders for the Brandy Award, both somehow displacing UCon All The Way, a Herculean effort if there ever was one. That’ll happen when all four of your Final Four picks go down, as was the case for the appropriately named Carson Wentz entry. It probably wasn’t a good idea to go all Big Ten either, given the conference’s dreadful Sunday record, but that’s what the entry named All B1G did, and as a result this unfortunate soul finds himself likewise with only two Elite Eights still alive. Hey, even UCon All The Way got seven of the sixteen round 2 games right.

On the bright side, as badly as the upsets have wrecked things in just about all brackets, those dreaded asterisks have not appeared next to anyone’s entry yet. And that means that even Carson Wentz has a chance of finishing in the money.

At the Half Way Point of Round 2

Ah, the vagaries of EQE March Madness. With half of the Round 2 games having been completed Newman2 continues to lead the overall current scores, having picked six of the eight games correctly. Only four other entries matched that efficiency, including……are you ready for this?……..malz11! If you need a reminder, when we last checked in on malz11, the Brandy Award loomed with Mal having seen three Final Four participants bowing out in Round One. An upset win by Michigan, Mal’s only remaining Final Four pick, resulted in a move from 99th place to a tie for sixth!! Now the reality check – when sorted by Possible Points, malz11 sits in 98th place overall. As for that domination by Newman2, that pesky little loss by what was supposed to be a Championship contender, Kentucky, mars an otherwise perfect looking bracket. It’s a bit like gazing at the beauty of Cindy Crawford, but then upon closer inspection finding a big ol’ hairy mole on her……oh, wait. Bad analogy.

The upset loss by Baylor and the surprising move by St. Peters into the Sweet Sixteen is throwing many brackets for a loop. Only one entry had St. Peters winning their first game and none had them going to the Sweet Sixteen, so fret not because you underestimated the Peacocks. And the Baylor loss affected fewer brackets than might have been expected for a number one seed. Only 24 entries had Baylor making the Final Four and only four had the Bears winning the title.

UCON All the Way remains the favorite for the Brandy Award, but with two correct Round 2 picks, a little breathing room was gained. At this point there is a two-way tie for last place between DD1 and TRR1 for a mere total of 43 points (by comparison UCON All the Way has 47), but in the Possible Points sort, our current favorite dominates with only three Elite Eight teams still alive and a best possible point total of 100.

The Round of 32 is Complete

Holy cow! So many entries did so well during the round of 32. With the many upsets and surprises, credit goes to Newman2 for being the “best guesser” with 27 total games having been picked correctly. In second place it’s a five-way tie between various entries that picked 26 contests correctly. It’s a runaway, right? Mmmmmm, not exactly. There’s one little problem among these top six – every one of them has either Kentucky or Iowa in the Final Four. You are hereby instructed to imagine the Price Is Right sad trombone fail sound effect at this point.

Sort the standings by Possible Score and it’s a totally different story. RaleighGoodBracket leads the way with a top potential score of 227 with all Elite Eight picks still alive, while the current top six are positioned deep in the standings. Still a long, long way to go though, and in truth the standings at this point mean little, except for us to have some fun with. Starting tomorrow the point values for proper picks go up and then we’ll begin to see some separation.

So you’re looking at your bracket and you believe all is lost because one of your Final Four picks is no longer alive. Well, do not despair, because you have plenty of company – 55 total entries, as a matter of fact share that same conundrum. And tournament history shows that rarely do the top finishers end up with more than two correct Final Four picks. If you’ve already suffered a Final Four loss, hey, you’re ust getting that errant pick out of the way……early. Yeah, that’s it.

Now if you have two or more Final Four picks gone already, well, that might be a little more of a challenge, but until those asterisks appear, you’re still in the running. Unless your entry is named UCon All The Way, or perhaps more impressively, malz11. The latter has the distinction of having seen three Final Four picks bowing out already and closing the gap with UCon All The Way quickly for Brandy Award notoriety.

After the First Half of Day Two

At the halfway point of the second day of play we have no real eye popping upsets. Oh, sure Notre Dame, an eleven seed, topped Alabama, a six seed, and Miami, a ten, defeated USC, a seven, but nothing on the order of yesterday………yet. Several of our entries nailed all eight early games, most notably the stand-alone leader, Newman2, with a total of 20 of 24 correct picks. Genius picking, right? Ummm, maybe not. Sadly one of those whiffs was Kentucky, which Newman2 has in the Championship Game. If you look at the standings when sorted by possible score, sadly Newman2 sits in a tie for 70th while two shizcity entries occupy first and third place. Notable, because a shizcity entry finished second last year and won the whole thing back in 2014.

Brandy Award leader, UCon All The Way, with a best possible score of 115, gained a bit of respectability back, but saw a third Elite Eight entry fall by the wayside. Malz11, the only other entry to have UConn win it all, is closing the gap a bit and at this point is the strongest contender for the Brandy Award. A Duke loss later today could make things very interesting.

We’ll be back with observations and comments after the last eight opening games conclude later this evening.

Upsets Dominate Day One

As Day One draws to a close we have a four-way tie for first place among teams who correctly picked 13 of the 18 games. With upsets galore, even if you whiffed on five games you are considered to be elite…….sort of. It gets better. One of those in first place has two picks already eliminated from his Elite Eight while another picked Kentucky for the Championship game. This underscores the fallacy in looking at the rankings while only considering the current score. To get a more realistic feel for your chances, it would behoove you to look at the standings ranked by Possible Score. Doing so at this point results in MF2 standing alone in first place with a potential score of 238.

The disarray is a result of the many upsets that took place on Day 1, the most notable of which was the upset of the second seeded University of Kentucky along with the defeat of fourth seeded Iowa. 19 entries had one or the other in the Championship Game with six of those picking Kentucky to win the whole thing. And a total of 50 entries had one or both in their Final Four. There really is no reason to despair yet, though, because all indications are that the surprises and uncertainty will continue……..unless you happen to have an entry ominously named “UCON All the Way.” This unfortunate entry has both Kentucky AND Connecticut in the Championship Game. With both teams bowing out in their respective first games, UConn All the Way suddenly becomes a massive favorite as a Brandy Award contender.

After the First Half of the First Half….

With a healthy 101 entries this year, EQE March Madness is back with a vengeance! We here at headquarters are thrilled to see the enthusiastic response and participation. We’ll be even more thrilled if we can figure out how to collect the entry fees. Still working on that. Expect to see a personal mail in your mailbox early next week regarding a payment request to one of our designated collection agents.

At the halfway point of the first day, i.e., with eight games down, we have one lone leader. That would be Pad Rat, the only entry to have all correct picks so far. At this point it’s largely meaningless, because there are still many games yet to be played and certainly more upsets to come. But Pad Rat, enjoy your 15 minutes……uh, make that 130 minutes, of fame. Because that’s when the results for the next rounds for Day 1 will start rolling in.

So, the always reliable twelve over five has already occurred and shockingly only eight entries had the 12th seeded Richmond taking down 5th seeded Iowa. If you’re feeling a little down and out about picking Iowa to make a run or even get to the final game (seven of our entries did this), take heart. You are among 93 others whose bracket is similarly damaged. By the looks of things during the first half of the first day, plenty of upsets are yet to play out. And why not? With COVID resulting in sixth and seventh year seniors returning to play, there is experience like never before. Remember, until those deadly asterisks appear next to your entry, you’re never out of the competition!

BCG2 Wins It All!!

Congratulations are extended to long time EQE March Madness participant, Brian Gunter, who takes first place for the 2021 contest with his entry, BCG2. Brian was one of  only six who picked Baylor to win it all. In fact, if you picked Baylor and your name isn’t Bruins1 (rather fitting), you finished on the podium. In hindsight, given the dominance of Baylor throughout the tournament, it’s rather shocking that so few picked them. If only AT&T’s Lily could have offered her valuable insight on Baylor, maybe we’d have seen a better showing.

Finishing second was Sean Carline with his shizcity3 entry, with contest co-administrator Shin taking third place with his Stealth Entry. Fourth was Jonathan Riley and Jeff Baum basically recouped his investment with a fifth place showing.

And let’s not forget Brandy Award winner, maluri fernandez, who finished with an overall score of 47, a respectable showing that would have been better had Mal’s championship contenders, Connecticut and North Carolina (yes, you read that right), not been ousted in their first games of the tournament.

Thanks for the awesome showing in this year’s tournament despite a rather bumbling start by your administrators this year. We hope you had fun, and we hope to be back at it in a little more orderly fashion next season. Winners, we’ll be in touch with you regarding your winnings in short order.

See below for the overall final standings.

 

Four Equals Three

With only the Final Four games and the Championship to play, the winner of the EQE March Madness tourney comes down to three possible winners, Beast Mode 24, BCG2, and Pad Rat. To see the various scenarios, go to the Reports and choose “Final Four Possibilities.” All possible outcomes are spelled out for you there.

It’s a real free for all at second through fifth, where 13 other entries still have a chance to finish in the money, while tie-breakers are a factor in five of the eight possible combinations. The possibilities are almost as endless as those pondered by that wolf girl mulling the possible combinations of Cherry, Vanilla, and Coke.

The upset win by UCLA over Michigan did more than knock a host of entries out of the tournament, it also cemented the Brandy Award for Maluri Fernandez with 47 points, still 17 points higher than Brandy’s 25 year old record low. Pending another pandemic disaster, Mal gets a free entry in next year’s tournament.

37 Entries Still Alive After Sweet Sixteen

With the Sweet Sixteen now complete, of the eight teams remaining in the tournament, seven of them are located west of the Mississippi, while the one that is east of the Mississippi proclaims itself to be the “Champions of the West.” Fitting for this tournament where virtually nothing makes sense.

For a west coast based contest, the popularity of west coast teams is on a par with that of Tom Brady dessert recipes. Only five entries had Oregon State getting to the Sweet Sixteen, and none of those had them advancing to the Elite Eight. Meanwhile, only three contestants predicted UCLA getting to the Sweet Sixteen, and none of those had them advancing further. The best performance for the Sweet Sixteen was five correct picks, and only eight entries pulled that off.

But that has not greatly affected the 37 entries still alive as we approach the Elite Eight. The leader in the Current Points sort is Eyebrian3, with a solid 97 points. But with two Final Four teams gone, one of them Brian’s finalist pick, the likelihood of winning it all could be considered slim. The strongest looking entry at this point is BCG2, the leader in the “Possible Score” sort and second in the “Current Score” sort. Most of the possibilities seem to center around some combination of Gonzaga, Baylor, Michigan, and Houston in the Final Four.  But a “favorite” in this year’s tournament is really more of a subjective choice than logic might predict.

But why speculate? The Reports on our home page now have the “Dynamic Possibilities” feature active. Just plug in your predicted scenario and see instant results! The Reports also show best possible finishes for each of the surviving picks. Unfortunately only 17 entries have any possibility of finishing in first place, but there’s still pride (and a little profit) in finishing in the money.

At the other end of the standings the race for the Brandy Award has become very interesting. The hold that heavy favorite Mulari Fernadez’s had on the title slipped a bit when supposed long shot, Michigan, survived. Should Michigan overcome UCLA in the Elite Eight matchup, Mal will vault out of last place, likely to be replaced by either English Bulldog, the earliest leader or Mandalorian1. Hey, you don’t see coverage like this from Barkley and pals.

Crying Is Allowed in EQE March Madness

Luka, like all EQE March Madness participants, expressing disappointment over tournament performance. 

If you feel like crying, like our sad friend Luka here, feel free.  Kenny Smith and Tom Hanks may not allow crying in their sports, but this year, of the 16 top seeds in the NCAA Tournament, ten have fallen by the wayside. And those results are reflected in the standings of the EQE March Madness Tournament where all but one entry has seen at least three Elite Eight choices get eliminated. Things are looking pretty good (at the moment) for N8DaGr8, who sits in first place in current points and in second place in possible points. But his choice of Baylor over Florida State in the Championship game goes against the grain of most of the other top entries, most of which have some combination of Gonzaga and Baylor. The way things are going, the chances for those two teams to advance in the tournament could legitimately be considered questionable.

Oddly, BCG2, who picked only half of the second round games correctly, sits atop the Possible Points standings, but sits in a six-way tie for eighth in Current Points. Only five entries bettered .500 in the Round of 32, the best showing coming from long time participant, EyeBrian, the only one to pick ten correct Round 2 games. Yeah, it’s been that kind of tournament.

Unfortunately, the dreaded asterisks have made their first appearance. 16 entries have been deemed to have no chance of finishing in the money. However, the race for the Brandy Award is far from settled. Maluri Fernandez has a commanding lead with 42 points and four teams still alive, but if Michigan can overcome the Big Ten curse and advance, look for Mal to climb out of the basement to salvage some small bit of dignity.

All Shook Up

“Please don’t ask me what’s on my mind,
I’m a little mixed up but I’m feelin’ fine”

Elvis sang it, but it could easily apply to anyone who’s submitted an entry in this year’s tournament.  Yours and everyone else’s entry is certainly mixed up, but you have to be feeling fine after one of the most entertaining days of March Madness ever! Every game had either an upset win or came down to the final few seconds. And it is truly anyone’s tournament to win here at EQE March Madness. Of the eight games played today, only one entry fared better than .500, Shizcity3. Junior Gman still sits atop the standings….for current points. But change that sorting to best possible showing and Junior drops down to a tie for 40th.

All but four entries have lost at least one of their Final Four picks, and not surprisingly, those four lead in the Possible Standings sort, Pad Rat, BCG2, ThunderSnowGod3, and fittingly, SisterJeansNurse, in that order.

Should Gonzaga and/or Baylor falter, the standing will be thrown into such a tizzy that last place Maluri Fernandez could take it all. Indeed, the dreaded asterisks have failed to appear, so take heart – even though one entire side of your bracket displays those little red X’s, you still have a chance to place on the podium!

All Brackets Busted!!

The shocking loss handed to top seeded Illinois by Loyola of Chicago has had a devastating effect on the EQE March Madness Tournament.  No less than 50 entries had the Illini going all the way to the Final Four, with 39 of them going all the way to the Championship game.  Yesterday’s leader, Junior GMan, still shows as the overall leader in points, but having picked Illinois to win it all means that in reality Junior GMan may actually see the dreaded asterisk next to his entry in the near future.  Oddly, SisterJean’sNurse picked Illinois to make the Elite Eight, but the good karma from the world’s most famous 102 year old tourney fan seems to have rubbed off as she sits in sixth place when sorted by possible points.  Something tells us the surprises are not yet complete.

Round One is Complete, Carnage is Not

With the round of 64 now complete we see confusion and disarray on a par with that of the new Taco Bell menu. Another three seed, Texas, was eliminated and similarly seeded Kansas came perilously close to dropping their game. Fourth seeded Kansas also fell, resulting in a two, a pair of threes and a pair of four seeds having now been eliminated. That’ll mess up anyone’s bracket.

And Madness Entries show no exceptions. The best performance at this point comes from Junior GMan, having picked 26 of the 32 games correctly. Following our leader is a nine-way tie for second among entries that nabbed 24 of 32 games, a batting average of .750. Just about every entry has seen at least one of their Elite Eight teams get eliminated. Only three still show an unblemished Elite Eight selection.

Early strong Brandy Award candidate, Maluri Fernandez, saw three more Elite Eight selections go down to defeat, leaving only one team still in the running. Yet surprisingly Mal has made 15 correct picks. It seems that Brandy’s 24 year old unintentionally remarkable low score record remains unthreatened.

More Upsets, More Despair After Day One

After the first half of the round of 64, picks and possibilities are all over the map. We haven’t seen this many upsets since Milli Vanilli’s got the Grammy. Another huge upset saw fourth seeded Purdue go down to the North Texas Mean Green, while a fifth seed, Tennessee, and sixth seeded San Diego State also came up short. The result was a slew of wrong picks among tournament contestants, with the best showing coming from none other than defending Champion, Gerald Eggink, who was the only individual to have fewer than three wrong picks.

Bracket Busters wreaked havoc on just Day One such that only 14 entries have not seen at least one Elite Eight or better team eliminated. So do not despair if your Ohio State or Purdue late round pick is already gone. You have lots of company. However, if you are one of the 18 who had for reasons unknown either the Buckeyes, Boilermakers or Tar Heels going all the way to the Championship game, well, you might want to start pulling very hard for an upset of Gonzaga.

And if you still are feeling hopeless, just be glad you are not Maluri Fernadez, who has already lost four teams of the projected Elite Eight on top of going 6 and 10 on Day One. And there’s more to come tomorrow!

The First Big Upset Shuffles Early Standings

The first big upset of the tournament is in with Ohio State, a number two seed, going down like Biden trying to board Air Force One. Bad news for the three picks that had the Buckeyes going all the way and the five who had them making it to the Championship match. Great news, however, for two entries that picked Oral Roberts to pull off the upset!

The upset leaves us with just one entry showing a perfect record after six games, TRR2, whose name we suspect symbolizes either a love for the sauce he puts on his fried fish or a struggle to properly enunciate the work turtle.

Trailing badly already, and early favorite for the Brandy Award, is English Bulldog, who saw projected Championship Game contender, Drexel, lose in their first round game. But should Oral Roberts continue their hot play and make it into the Elite Eight, English Bulldog will be looking prettier than French Poodle.

87 Entries – Gonzaga A Shocking Favorite!!

So you picked Gonzaga to win it all in this year’s tournament. You, and almost 50% of the other entries did just that. About as original as picking Harry and Megan as couple of the year.

We have am impressive 87 entries for the 2021 tournament – not bad after a very late start in getting things together here at headquarters. We can all agree that tournament play was sorely missed.

The various reports are now available for you to mull over. Feel free to check your entries, in the likely event that you forgot whether or not you picked Iowa to beat Grand Canyon. In the distribution report, you will see that of the 87 entries, 41 of them have Gonzaga taking it all, with Illinois the second most popular choice at 18. Evidently Ayo Dosunmu’s mother is quite a fan of the EQE March Madness Tournament. After that, we have Michigan with 7 picks and Baylor with six picks. If Gonzaga somehow gets upset along the way, look for things to get very interesting.

To view the reports, click here.

We’ll be back with periodic updates and commentary. How good is it to have March Madness back?!?

The Night Before Madness – Solving Payment Problems

With less than twelve hours before the first tip-off, it’s encouraging to see the return of old friends and their tournament entries.  62 submissions as of this writing, and the promise of 62 so more just minutes before the deadline.

So it seems we gave players a bad payment link in the original email that we sent out.  Huge apologies for that.  The correct link is below.  You should see a form that asks for your quantity of entries, your name, email, and spaces for the entry names for which you are paying.  Click at the bottom on the “Next” button, and you’ll be taken to a payment choice, either PayPal or good ol’ paper check.

The proper link to use for payments : https://fs12.formsite.com/straymutt/form9/index.html?1616127471585

Big time apologies for the confusion.  Any questions, hit us up on the hoopsmaster email address: hoopsmaster@eqemarchmadness.com

Congratulations, “Gerald 2”

With the most optimistic Red Raider fans in our pool having picked their team to at best make the final four (no one picked them to make the championship, much less win it all), the pool suspense for tomorrow’s game is somewhat muted.  At the end of the first final four game, a thrilling last second free throw comeback by UVA to defeat Auburn, first place in our pool was cemented with Gerald 2 guaranteed that position.  In fact, 2nd place was also set with pool shark / stalwart TKC2 also in a risk-free position as the 2nd place finisher in our pool.

What remains is a contest between 6 entries for the remaining 3 places of honor.  If Texas Tech wins we have the interesting outcome of DWG4 finishing in 3rd place, with DWG[2,3] in a tie for 4th and 5th, WITH exactly the same tiebreaker.  At pool HQ we are scrambling through the obscure bylaws that will allow us to rank the final outcomes.  Current legal advice points to ranking by alphanumeric order of the entry name, which would have DWG2 finishing slightly ahead of DWG3.  Others at pool HQ believe that the final standings should be decided by a coin toss.  Watch this space closely for further updates.

Should, however, UVA win it all tomorrow night, third place will go to DWG3, 4th to “Cans on Fire”, and we’ll have a tie at 5th between “TearDownTheWALL” and “Da”.  TDTW and Da DO have different tie-breaker scores (with TDTW’s tie breaker being 127 and Da picking 135), so the pool legal team won’t be required to determine the final standings.

 

 

Final Four set…

While the pool (and the bracket) is a zero sum gain construct, with winners and losers on each riding the fates of the games, such is not the case with fandom.  With the oft-practiced but rarely seen in games “clang the second free throw, slap the rebound past half court where your teammate recovers it, lasers a pass to the key for a buzzer beating nothing-but-net shot to tie the game” play at the end of regulation, the setting for pool MC Sven-the-boilermaker’s subsequent torment was in place.  While being a Cal Bear fan myself makes the possibility of such torment a thing of the distant past, I do think that you’ll recover soon.  Hang tough…

In pool news, at the beginning of the final four we have a 1,2,3, and 5 seed remaining.  You can imagine that this has been a tumultuous ride in the pool, with the result being that “Gerald 2” is in the catbird seat, winning it all in every outcome save one.  And in that one outcome where G2 does not finish in first G2 does have the consolation prize of 5th place.  Not a bad position to be in.  Notably in that “Gerald 2” may very well be the pool Horatio Alger story, as we suspect that “Gerald 2” might well be related to last year’s Brandy Award winner!

Be sure to check out both the final four report and the possibilities report to make sure that you are rooting for the right outcome in each of the final games!!

Good luck…

Final update before the grateful eightfull© begins

First, in the “news that you already knew” category, we can now officially anoint TripsterMatilda as the Brandy award recipient for the 2019 pool.  With a current and possible score both equal to 44, at this point this entry from the land down under has nothing left to cheer for.  Other than perhaps that the Fremantle Dockers will continue their meteoric rise in the AFLW division, currently in 4th place in the standings after last year’s disappointing 14th place finish.  Cheer along with Matilda as the Purple Dockers take on the Gold Coast Suns tonight (10:40 PM pacific time.  datelines are tough). While Matilda is hoping that the hat adorned referees will favor the purple, she can take solace in her entry NOT being particularly bad in the echelon of Brandy award recipients – 44 is only the 2nd lowest scoring entry in the past 8 years!!

Looking at the less dreary side of the standings, we see that creatively named “Gerald 2” and “DWG3” entries  share an equal “probability” of finishing in first place with 18 remaining outcomes each where they do so.  Perhaps the lesson here for the rest of us is to spend “less time being creative with entry names, more time being correct with bracket picks”.  Those outcomes are, of course, NOT equally probable – but we ARE in the part of bracket play where each game’s outcome is getting closer to a toss up.  The fact that in reading this you instantly object with the thought “Blimey, Michigan State has as much a chance against Duke as Theresa May has to solve the Brexit problem” is exactly why you should read the possibilities report with a grain of salt (or perhaps a with a crumpet and a cuppa tea if that’s actually what you thought).

If your entry does still have a chance to finish in first and you don’t know which team to root for (other than Purdue if you want to see pool administration become hopelessly giddy, each of us for different reasons) – log in to our pool on the hoopness site, pull up the possibilities report there, and click on your entry (it doesn’t have to be your entry) – our staff will quickly kick their HP-41s into action and provide you with a list of the final four outcomes that the entry needs to finish in first!!  While this will bring up a tediously long list of outcomes for both Gerald 2 and DWG3, if your entry is dfs you will have a much less odious task – only 1 line!!  No need to guess…